Eating lunch at the Aventura Costco

  • The BF: So hey, behind you is an elderly Asian couple. You say there are no Asians here and see, there you are, totally wrong.
  • Ernie: *Eating hot dog, still checking iPhone* Huh.
  • The BF: And not to play the stereotype card, but I'll give you one guess as to what they're buying.
  • Ernie: Big bags of rice?
  • The BF: Check for yourself.
  • Ernie: *Discreetly turns around and stares into the crowd* Those are giant decorative pillows.
  • The BF: ...
  • Ernie: You can tell because of the purple flowers on them.
  • The BF: Don't judge me.
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