(The scene: the boyfriend and I are walking back to the car from lunch, where I mention how, for the first time, I am living in a place where no one physically around me is talking about anything Apple or WWDC related. A very good looking shirtless man jogs past us. By the time we are pulling out of the parking lot, he is literally doing handstand pushups and ab crunches on the 100 degree sidewalk. People are going about their own business, as if people do handstand pushups in front of Panera Bread all the time.)

The BF: (stares at man) Wow.Ernie: Huh. The BF: See? Back in San Francisco you have the, what, the Apple and the WWJD, but here in Miami, we have this.Ernie: Babe, that’s What Would Jesus Do. The Apple thing is called WWDC.The BF: (still staring at man) Huh?Ernie: (also staring at man) What?The BF: What?Ernie: Huh?The BF: … *shrugs, drives away*

(The scene: the boyfriend and I are walking back to the car from lunch, where I mention how, for the first time, I am living in a place where no one physically around me is talking about anything Apple or WWDC related. A very good looking shirtless man jogs past us. By the time we are pulling out of the parking lot, he is literally doing handstand pushups and ab crunches on the 100 degree sidewalk. People are going about their own business, as if people do handstand pushups in front of Panera Bread all the time.)

The BF: (stares at man) Wow.
Ernie: Huh. 
The BF: See? Back in San Francisco you have the, what, the Apple and the WWJD, but here in Miami, we have this.
Ernie: Babe, that’s What Would Jesus Do. The Apple thing is called WWDC.
The BF: (still staring at man) Huh?
Ernie: (also staring at man) What?
The BF: What?
Ernie: Huh?
The BF: … *shrugs, drives away*

  1. jrhyley said: Huh? Oh, yeah, you’re right, I should move to Miami.
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