Little, Yellow, Different

Feb 26

Things My Chinese Mom Forwards Me -

When I first got my mom her computer and taught her how to type in Chinese (tracing in Chinese characters using a trackpad) she wrote me exactly three e-mails and then spent the rest of her time forwarding me Chinese language Powerpoint presentations.

You may as well come along for the ride.

Feb 24


Dec 30

As part of Ai Weiwei’s exhibit at PAMM they had a list of the 7000 children who died in the China quake a couple years back. I found a list of these kids with my last name.

As part of Ai Weiwei’s exhibit at PAMM they had a list of the 7000 children who died in the China quake a couple years back. I found a list of these kids with my last name.

Dec 17

Why we Code for Miami -


We’re a little different from other civic hacking brigades. Here’s why.

Have I mentioned I’m captain for the local civic hacking brigade here in Miami? I’ve been doing this for half a year. It’ll be a year since I’ve been running the front-end developers group. 

I’d be lying if I’ve said living here has been a cakewalk. But those are the times I just need to step back and chill and realize that - so long as I’m trying to be pro-active, that’s all I can really do and to also focus on the good things, both with the city and with the stuff I’m doing. 

And apologies if the medium article reads a little self-promotional - that’s the rules of the game of how you get attention here.

Dec 15


Dec 10

The Milk Story (2013) -

Nov 29

Re-writing the Milk Story

Earlier tonight, in trying to take some time properly writing again, I gave myself a project: take this blog post - originally written twelve years ago and actually kind of a personal story I’ve been telling about myself since college - and completely rewrite it from scratch, not referencing the old blog post until after I’ve written a draft.

I’m not necessarily ready to post it to the public just yet - I’m not happy the way it reads right now, and I feel like I need to curate my words just a little better. Maybe soon, probably soon. That said, I have some thoughts about the whole process.

  1. The phrase “tears of a clown” feels pretty accurate. I tried (tried? try? will try?) to be desperately funny, even if it’s a kinda sad situation like, say, my parents getting into a screaming match because I was a fat eight year old. That’s not a funny ha-ha moment, but I made it one, because I didn’t know how else to deal with feelings at the time. (Not like I’m an expert at that now, mind you.)
  2. On the other hand, I’ve read through a couple of my older blog posts years later, and I actually managed to make present-me chuckle out loud a couple of times. Not bad, past-me. But now that I know (via life experience, friends, some therapy) that it’s okay to feel sad every so often, there are places where my storytelling makes a sharp right at Emo Street and gets stuck at the intersection of Wallowing and Self-Pity, and I wish I was funnier in my re-write.
  3. Blogging twelve years ago (!!) was about blogging as opposed to writing. Blogging didn’t necessarily need to have a beginning or an end. I could write The Milk Story, say “I totally forgot the rest of the story” and then feel better knowing that a bunch of people have read and commented the stuff I wrote. But writing writing, not so much. Now I am trying to re-tell an event that literally happened thirty or so years ago (so, um, there may be some inaccuracies) and then at the end I’m still all, “hmmm. But does this story have an ending? How about a theme?” And I’m all, fuck this shit, I’m a terrible writer and I’m never going to be good at this and I’m going to spend the rest of my night getting angry watching Black Friday fights on Twitter.

So that’s where I stand right now. Off I go again.

The Milk Story (Originally posted April, 2001)

I was a chubby little kid when I was 8. Got the mental image in your head? Okay, it’s even chubbier than that. No, seriously. A couple of pounds more… there ya go. That was me.

You see, I was the only son, the mama’s boy, and as such, I was spoiled. Add to this the fact that my mothers biggest fear was watching starving Ethiopians on television and then imagining her dear son’s face on one of the of the babies, and there ya go. “He needs to eat!” my mom would scream to my protesting dad and sister in Chinese. “He needs to grow taller!”

She says this, of course, as she prepares me an egg and mayonnaise sandwich for breakfast.

One day, my dad had enough of this. In the middle of breakfast, he slammed his chopsticks on the kitchen table with such force that I turned pale. “You’re stuffing him LIKE A PIG!” He screamed in his ex-military voice. This apparently upset my mother a bit, so she said the most logical thing you can say when someone accuses you of stuffing your son like a pig:

"Fine. You don’t want me to stuff him? I WON’T FEED HIM AT ALL!" Yep. She said that.

And of course, I did the most logical thing you can do when you’re eight and your parents are screaming at each other: I ran to the backyard, crying. Eventually, my dad feels guilty about what he”s done and he stands under the door to the backyard holding a glass of non-fat milk. “Here,” says my dad. “Drink the milk.” No less than 10 seconds later, my mom appears in the bathroom window, which connects to the backyard. She’s mouthing a phrase to me through the window: “Don’t you DARE drink the milk.

I’m eight years old. I look over to my dad. Drink the milk! I look over to my mom. Don’t drink the milk!

And I don’t remember what happens after that. I’ve repressed it from my memory.

You know, after typing this story out, the story sounds less humorous than it actually is. I mean hey, my parents are cool in a neurotic way, for the most part. And I’m a sane, well adjusted person, right? But every once in a while, I’ll have a major life changing decision to make and I ask myself what my parents would say. And as I close my eyes and I see their smiling faces, they would smile and tell me: “Drink the milk… don’t you DARE drink the milk.”

Nov 23


Nov 22

The ethnics on this boat

I’ve heard remarks among the staff that there was probably a group of two hundred folks from the south on this cruise, mostly retirees from Texas and Louisiana. This sounded accurate. They traveled around the ship in packs, wearing their college and professional sports logos like tribal markers. 

It happened when Mom and I were in the elevator with two men in their sixties, each wearing different college logos. “Auburn, huh?” said one. “Roll tide!” He playfully punched the other guy in his shoulder, though other guy wasn’t really feeling it. “Yeah, roll tide,” the other guy muttered as he scurried out of the elevator. It didn’t occur to me that they were strangers until later. 

I wasn’t sure if Mom was aware of all the Americana surrounding her. She politely ignored the whooping and the big hair and the sweatshirts with the anti-Obama slogans around her, the same way the Texans politely ignored her or the other ethnics on the boat. 

Or she just didn’t care, unless it directly affected us. The only time it really got to her is when we boarded the excursion bus and I got solidly whacked in the head by a backpack full of tripods and camera equipment by a man trying to get to a seat. He muttered something — I think it was to me? And I turned around to notice this fanny pack resting firmly on his paunch before he sat down across the aisle, leaning against the window for a quick snooze.

“Did he hurt you?” Mom asked in Mandarin. ”I’ll give him a piece of my mind.”

“I’m fine.”

“Maybe if he wasn’t so fat,” she continued, “he would get to his seat without knocking anyone over with bag he’s carrying.”

“Ma, it’s okay, I promise.”

“The bag that he is carrying on his back, full of his layers of back fat.”


“Why? None of these people can’t understand us.”

And now you jinxed it, I thought to myself. The man looked our way and my mom scowled at him. But he saw past us and did a quick scan of everyone on the bus before falling asleep again. 


There was actually a decent amount of Chinese folks on this trip. Most most of these tourists were from Mainland China; they didn’t dress or act like my parents who immigrated through Taiwan, and I certainly didn’t see another Asian-American I could trade battle stories with at the bar. We watched a family at the Caribou Post lunch counter, where we had a 45 minute lunch between the bus ride through the Yukon and the two hour scene train ride through the White Pass, back to Skagway. 

They chatted away — three generations of family, the same Mandarin that Mom and I spoke, but with a soft “r” sound at the end of some of their characters, the lilting Beijing accent. 

Everyone in the group wore matching athletic fleece jackets in various bright primary colors, as if the Wiggles gave up singing children’s songs and opened up an industrial factory somewhere in the Chinese countryside. The cultural revolution was clearly dead, but all of Chairman Mao’s unisex Red Guard shirts and hats were replaced with generic ski jackets. I’d guess that they were newly wealthy, given the Chinese economy lately and all the stories you hear about in the news. They picked over their barbeque chicken and baked bean lunch plates and the woman marched to the front to pay for the entire party afterward, casually reaching inside her purse with what I imagined was a stack of hundred dollar bills.

Mom surveyed the mess they made from where we sat,their paper plates and chicken bones and knives and forks strewn about the table. “Those people need to clean up after themselves,” she said in Chinese, loudly. 

“Ma, they speak Chinese too.”

Mom fluttered her eyes. “OF COURSE,” she said in English, just loud enough for them to hear. It was her language of choice when she wanted to patronize. 

But the mainlanders do not hear, or they do not care. Either way, they were on vacation, and by then they were already at the gift shop ready to buy a whole bunch of sweatshirts that say “YUKON” to send home to hundreds of nieces and nephews. Can’t lose face, you know.

Two of them actually tried to strike a conversation the day before, while we waited for the elevators outside of the Stardust Theater on deck five. “Excuse me,” an older man mom’s age said to my mom. He was with a female companion, probably his wife or sister. “I notice you both speak Chinese.”

“Yes, we do,” Mom said. She was polite, but stone-faced.

“Oh. Where are you from?” meaning, of course, what part of China.

“We’re from California. Well, not him,” she said, pointing at me. “He moved to Florida.” Because I am a bad son.

“I see. We’re from Tianjin. Well, perhaps we will see you around the ship.”

“Yes, perhaps,” Mom said. Two elevator cars opened and my mom took the elevator farthest from us, apart from the other couple. When the doors closed, I shook my head as I pressed the button for the top deck, fourteen. 

“You shouldn’t do that,” I said to her.


“You need to make more friends, Ma. We’ve had this conversation before.”

“What do I have in common with them? You think we are all going to be friends just because we speak the same language? Please.”

Incorrigible, but she had a point.


A couple of hours later we stretched our legs at a rest area in Carcross, a remote outpost that probably once had provisional items to trade, now gentrified with modern structures to accommodate the bus full of tourists that came in the area. The most popular structure was, of course, the restrooms, where mom waited in line with what seemed like everyone who lived in Texas sixty five and older. The Asians waited in line in the coffee kiosk over, buying out their supply of turkey sandwiches. 

Between them was our tour bus driver, who made small talk with anyone willing to engage — the coffee kiosk girl, the slightly older intoxicated Carcross native on the park bench, or a fellow bus driver also on a sanctioned potty break. I started to eavesdrop when the other driver mentioned his job was a piece of cake, now that there was all of these tourists from China or Hong Kong or wherever they came from. A guy from the tour group just talks about the locations in Chinese now, he said between drags of his cigarette. He doesn’t even have to talk anymore - just drive a bus and get paid. But, you know, it is what it is. 

The younger bus driver and I made awkward eye contact at that point. I gave him a nod. “Hey,” I wanted to say. “I’m not one of them! I’m an American, just like you! And while I may have high amounts of irony and sarcasm, I love the things you like, like pizza and Coldplay!” Okay, maybe a little less Coldplay. 

Those are all things I wanted to say, and I may have had a chance to say it, if my Mom hadn’t walked up from her trip to the bathroom and pointed out the guy who whacked me on the back of my head with the camera and the back fat, gulping down soft serve vanilla ice cream in a waffle cone. 

“AI-YO. SEE?” she points out to me in English, slapping me on the arm. “I TOLE YOU.”